Spanky Brown

… I ain’t even mad at Serena … she competes , at a very high level of athletics , so her getting upset at times when in the heat of battle sometimes lends to a little more leniency … so  maybe she shouldn’t be in this entry … but to curse out a linesman / lines woman … WITH GLASSES ON …she should be cursing out the USTA …to which she apologized at the time of this writing … you go girl ! …  but these other two jerks … SHUT UP !!!

Kanye needs a goooooood a**whuppin’ , and then … let’s all say it together … GIT IN THE DAMN BED !!! Taylor Swift , I apologize … I ain’t bought any of your music , one day maybe I will , I dunno …  but I know  you’re a talented lady … I see your name a lot of places … I read … but I haven’t seen your video … I didn’t know MTV still played music videos but … congratulations . Kanye goes on stage and says ” Beyonce’ had the best video ” or something to that effect . KANYE … DRINK SOME BLEACH !!! I wasn’t even about Beyonce” … it was about him … KANYE … KILL YO’ SELF !!!!

JOE WILSON !!!! KIIL YO’ SELF … you want to heckle the President of the United States of America … I got a solution for ya … MOVE TO ENGLAND AND RUN FOR PARLIAMENT !!! … they heckle in The House of Commons … which I must say is pretty damn hilarious , you guys ever watch that ? The Prime Minister gets up and talks and let him have it … but he’s cool with it cause they been doin’ that stuff , like ….. forever . BUT JOE WILSON FROM SOUTH CAROLINA !!!! WE DON’T DO THAT RIDICULOUSNESS OVER HERE !!! All of a sudden overnight this guys raises over $1 million … hold up , my bad … ONE MILLION BUCKS … for his ” political attackers” … I GOT POLITICAL ATTACKERS TOO …. THE STUDENT LOAN PEOPLE !!!! …  lesse last time I checked S.C. was next to last in education , and I’m sure ole Joe is a native … not to put down other nice , intelligent people in S.C … I even want to live in Charleston … with # 19 … forever ! Great town ! C’mon … Say it ain’t so Joe … that you’re a certified Moronitarian ( Mo- ron-i-ta-ri-an) … ( can we change the name of the Republican Party to that ?)

This is why I can’t stand Republicans or just maybe Consevative Republicans ( Michael Steele … come on home playa … they tryin’ Obamarize you … and you don’t get it ) ” The Angry Mob” showing up anywhere … protesting everything … grow up … YOU LOST !!! As bad as “W” was … HE WAS STILL MY PRESIDENT !!! I never wished for him to fail … ala Rush “One Too Many ” Limburger … who buys illegal drugs … and got addicted to em ( Michael Steele … RUUUUUUNNNNNNNN !!!) If the Prez fails … then we all fail … right ? Yup … I’m right … again …

Everybody wants their 15 minutes … I get that , but if you’re so important … even if it’s in your own mind … fine . Just be aware that other folks are in line for theirs as well …  but at least be know for something substantive … not mediocrity … Kanye , Joe … geeeez …

Maybe it’s our fault as a celebrity – crazed society … you may think I .. Spanky Brown , Comedian / Talk- Show host / Lower case Celeb and Notary Public … is blogging here to get mine …. no . It’s just cheaper than therapy . Hell , I do a sports talk show and it’s not all about sports … and that’s why I’m there … cause if it were just sports I wouldn’t be there … cause I’m not an expert … and I’m cool with that … but when it comes to keeping you updated on stupidity … I’m your man . Now that sports and entertainment have pretty much merged … thanx ESPN … even I got something to contribute …  Thanx for the Ignorance … damn … 12 minutes left … I’m goin’ to ruin a wedding right now , cause it ain’t about me  …  I’m Jus’ Sayin’ …